Me: Pick out your school clothes.
Boy: I'm tired. I want to nap.
Me: That's because you woke up too early. Pick out pants and a shirt.
Boy: I don't want to go to school. I'm sick. Cough.
Me: Pick out your school clothes.
Boy: I'm a puppy!
Me: School clothes.
Boy: I want to wear shorts!
Me: No, you have to wear pants. It's snowy outside.
Boy: Why?
Me: Seriously. Pants.
Boy: Woof woof.
Me: Pants.
Boy: I'm a puppy! Say, "Good boy!"
Me: Pants.
Boy: I'm throwing a ball!
Me: Pants.
Boy: I'm going to hide from you. I'm hiding under the horse!
Me: Pants.
Boy: You're a silly, Mommy.
Me: Pants.
Boy: I'm going to wear shorts. Okay, Mommy? I want to do that.
Me: Pants.
Boy finally puts on pants.
Me: Now choose a shirt.
Boy: I want to stay in my jammy shirt.
Me: No, that's for sleeping, and you have ketchup on it.
Boy: I'm a puppy!
Me: Shirt.
Boy: Woof.
And so it goes.
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